spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

(via dancing-on-thin-ice)

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via christyanna)

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(via encourage)

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

(via christyanna)

jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

(via real2brokegirls)