sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(Source: sabriel-palmer, via kasiorek25)

asvprock:

*Time to wake up*

*Presses snooze 15 more times*

(via distraction)

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via academy)